HE GOT ME SALMON INSTEAD OF TUNA (not an original FWCP meme, but I couldn't resist) |
I WANT TO SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD BUT NO ONE IS USING THE COMPUTER |
HUMAN HAS TWO HANDS ONLY USES ONE AT A TIME TO PET ME |
I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND STAY INDOORS BUT NO ONE WILL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR 5 MINUTES WHILE I DECIDE |
I STALKED A BUG ON THE WALL FOR HOURS BUT IT WAS A NAIL |
IT REALLY HURTS ME WHEN YOU SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR |
WHENEVER I GET COMFORTABLE ON YOU YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM |
I WANTS BELLY RUBS BUT ONLY EXACTLY 3, AND THEN I'LL BITE |
IT'S 3AM AND I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF YOUR BEDROOM DOOR LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE |
JUST GROOMED MYSELF FOR AN HOUR GOT HUGS & KISSES... NEED TO START OVER AGAIN |
I BARFED ON THE CARPET NO ONE HAS NOTICED YET |
CAN SEE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD BOWL I'M GOING TO STARVE |
I'M HUNGRY BUT MY BOWL'S ONLY 90% FULL |
I WANT TO ASK FOR FOOD, BUT YOU'RE NOT BUSY |
I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT TO NAP ON THE COUNTER OR YOUR BLACK PANTS |
I WOULD SLEEP ON THAT EXPENSIVE KING-SIZE BED BUT THERE AREN'T ANY FOLD CLOTHES OR NEWSPAPER ON TOP OF IT |
SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE HEADLESS BIRD I GAVE HER |
MY FAVORITE TOY IS TRAPPED UNDER THE FRIDGE |
I WANT TO LAY ON YOUR PAPERS BUT I DON'T THINK YOU NEED THEM |
CAUGHT A RAT NOBODY IS HOME TO GIVE IT TO |
OWNER PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN HAD DRINK OUT OF WATER DISH |
THAT RED DOT ON THE WALL... IT MOCKS ME |
WANT TO SCRATCH UP CURTAINS BUT CAN'T REACH THEM |
I NEED TO COUGH UP A HAIRBALL BUT I CAN'T FIND AN EXPENSIVE RUG |
I WANT TO PLAY ON THE BED BUT NO ONE SLEEPING ON IT |
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