Chemistry Cat Memes

Like I said... F your public education. (I just said that.) All you need to know is on the internet. I learned more on the internet then I ever learned sitting at a desk taking tests all day long. Now here's your homework assignment tard. I want you to check out these chemistry cat memes. You will be graded on your comments. 

I REALIZED I WEIGHED NOTHING
ON A MILLIGRAM SCALE
AND I WAS LIKE, 0mg

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE JOKES ABOUT ELEMENTS?
PERIODICALLY

IF YOUR'E NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION
YOU'RE PART OF THE PRECIPITATE

I WANTED TO TELL YOU A JOKE ABOUT
NATRUM AND HYDROGEN
BUT NAH

EXOTHERMIC REACTIONS?
I STUDIED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE COOL

WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH CARBON, RADIUM, AND PHOSPHOR?
CRaP

IF HOMEBOY WANTS TO COME AT ME,
I'LL BARIUM

COBALT, RADON, AND YTTRIUM?
THAT'S CoRnY

DO YOU HAVE ANY SODIUM HYPOBROMITE?
NaBrO

DO YOU HAVE A JOKE FOR NITROGEN AND OXYGEN
N O 

IS SILICON THE SAME IN SPANISH?
Si

ALL THE GOOD CHEMISTRY JOKES ARGON

ACCORDING TO A CHEMIST WHY IS THE WORLD SO DIVERSE?
BECAUSE IT'S MADE UP OF ALKYNES OF PEOPLE

YO' MAMMA SO UGLY
NOT EVEN FLUORINE WOULD BOND WITH HER

DID YOU HEAR OXYGEN AND POTASSIUM WENT ON A DATE?
IT WENT OK

A HIGGS BOSON WALKS INT A BAR,
THE BARMAN ASKS WHAT HE'S DOING HERE
JUST PASSING THROUGH

DON'T LIKE FLUORINE AND URANIUM
WELL, F U

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THREEWAY BETWEEN
SELENIUM, XENON, AND YTTRIUM?
SEXEY

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO SAID HE GOT LITHIUM
AND ARGON TO REACT?
HE WAS A LIAR

CAN YOU SMELL THAT PLUTONIUM?
PU