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| DASHING THROUGH THE NO |
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| GOOD MORNING? NO SUCH THING |
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| THE PROBLEM WITH SOME PEOPLE... IS THAT THEY ARE STILL ALIVE |
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| THESE PLANTS I HATE THEM |
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| CUTE BOOTS NOW GET 'EM OFF MY BACON |
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| YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT THE OUTDOORS? NOTHING |
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| LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STAY OVER THERE |
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| THE WORST THING AFTER WAKEING UP? EVERYTHING UNTIL I GO TO BED AGAIN |
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| THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE GOOD, LET HER BURN |
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| SO BEAUTIFUL |
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| I''M ALLERGIC TO CATS: GOOD |
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| ERMAHGERD GERMPER KERT |
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| YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT |
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| I FEEL PRETTY... PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA CLAW YOUR EYES OUT |
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| DON'T STOP BELIEVING: I NEVER STARTED |
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| WHAT DOES'N'T KILL YOU DISAPPOINTS ME |
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| MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE |
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| LUKE... I DON'T CARE |
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| IS IT MONDAY? GOOD! |
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| UNLESS LIFE ALSO GIVES YOU WATER AND SUGAR YOUR LEMONADE IS GONNA SUCK |
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| GOOD, GOOD...LET THE GRUMPY FLOW THROUGH YOU |
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| I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS... TO BE OVER |
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| WHAT'S IN THE BOX? SHIT..SCOOP IT |
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| IF YOU NEED TO CRY JUST USE A TISSUE NOT YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS |
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| I MAY LIKE THIS ROYAL BABY |
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| A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY I ATE HIM |
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| THIS IS MY EXCITED FACE I'M REALLY JUMPING FOR YOU HERE |
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| GRUMPY LITTLE MERMAID |
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| THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD AND I DON'T LIKE THEM |
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| IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT I DON'T CARE |
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| YOUR FACE USES MORE MUSCLES TO FROWN THAN TO SMILE WHAT CAN I SAY I'M ADDICTED TO FITNESS |
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| OF ALL NINE LIVES I'VE LIVED THIS IS THE WORST |
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| THE LAST TIME I BELIEVED THE HUMANS THE WORLD DIDN'T END |
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| THE WORST PART OF MY MONDAY IS HEARING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOURS |
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| THIS DRY DESOLATE PLACE IT'S PERFECT |
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| I THOUGHT I COULDN'T BE MORE DISAPPOINTED YOU PROVED ME WRONG |
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| ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HATE YOU |
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| I'M SO HAPPY I'M GOING TO EXPLODE NO, WAIT, IT WAS GAS |
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| I WANT TO PLAY A GAME NO OKAY |
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| WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU WILL HOPEFULLY TRY AGAIN |
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| FROM HERE YOU ALL LOOK LIKE ANTS LET ME GET MY MAGNIFYING GLASS |
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| GRUMPY CAT AND SCUMBAG STEVE |
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| YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY GOOD |
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| FREE HUGS? GO HUG A CACTUS |
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| I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU WRONG NUMBER |
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| NO HOPE |
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| THAT'S MY MASTER |
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| I HATED EVERYTHING BEFORE I BECAME A MEME |
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