Bah Humbug

Have a grumpy Christmas.

DASHING THROUGH THE
NO

FA LA LA LA LA LA
PUT ME DOWN

JINGLE BELLS...JINGLE BELLS
GET ME OUT OF THIS F*ING SLEIGH

IT'S THE MOST TERRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR

DASHING THROUGH THE
NO

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
8 MORE LIVES TO GO

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS TO PUNCH YOU

BAH HUMBUG

I'VE GOT YOU GIFTS TOO
THEY'RE ON ALL YOUR OTHER GIFTS

I'M DREAMING OF A GON

CAN'T SPELL SNOW WITHOUT
NO

YOU'RE SANTA?
I SHOULD WARN YOU, I LIKE COAL

WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU COMING
THEY HIDE THE MISTLETOE

I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
DARNIT

HO HO NO

YOUR STOCKINGS WEREN'T HUNG WITH MUCH CARE

JUSTIN BIEBER: I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
GRUMPY CAT: SHIT

IT'S ALWAYS SHITTY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE
TOGETHER WITH YOU

SO THE GRINCH GAVE THE PRESENTS BACK?
WTF?

I HOPE SANTA GETS YOU EVERYTHING
YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
AND LOSES THE PACKAGES